The Dumbest Shit She's Ever Said

Sep 12

maghrabiyya:

this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s

i’m sorry we have failed you

(Source: fybacktothefuture, via too-stoned-to-remember)

dietcokeyass:

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

I might just start putting this in places

(via a-study-in-blue-12)

Sep 12
Sep 12

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

(via polyturtles)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via leave-outallthe-rest)

Sep 12

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via guy)

Sep 12
Sep 12

odins-nose:

Oh

(via joshpeck)

Sep 12

moviesandotherdrugs:

chiptunehero:

September | Earth Wind & Fire

it’s that time of the year.

(via a-study-in-blue-12)

callipygianology:

englishjakes:

rosalind franklin discovered the double helix in dna but her research was stolen by two men before she could properly share the information and now watson and crick are famous for what she spent years studying

Plus she developed ovarian cancer that was most likely caused by radiation from the HUNDREDS of hours spent using x ray crystallography to ascertain the structure. She literally worked herself to death to be a footnote in most genetics textbooks.

(via joshpeck)

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