The Dumbest Shit She's Ever Said

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via guy)

Jul 16

ammit420:

m-c-c-a-n-d-l-e-s-s:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

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Jul 16
Jul 16

lord-kitschener:

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

idk man I’m still worried about how will protect europe from the kaiser

(Source: thefilmfatale, via too-stoned-to-remember)

if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything 

(Source: readm03475587639r, via joshpeck)

Jul 16

radvillain:

girl: come over

me: interior crocodile alligator

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater

(via sarcasticboom)

Jul 16

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate, via joshpeck)

Jul 16

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

(via guy)

Jul 16
toofabforthisplanet:

i made one tweet about how my mom owns a bunch of jillian michaels workout dvds calm down
Jul 16

toofabforthisplanet:

i made one tweet about how my mom owns a bunch of jillian michaels workout dvds calm down

Jul 16

macromvontus:

candiedmoon:

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

this is the cutest thing ever and I can’t handle it

seals are literally puppies with flippers

(Source: sizvideos, via joshpeck)

Jul 16

padalesexy:

me in 60 years

(Source: vinebox, via toofabforthisplanet)