The Dumbest Shit She's Ever Said

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person
Aug 31

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

(Source: lamapalooza, via guy)

Aug 31

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Aug 31

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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
Aug 31

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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Aug 31

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amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

(Source: deteitte, via alyce0-othecreeper)

Aug 31
unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"
Aug 31

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

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the-do-that-girl:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

image

hahahahahah

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Aug 31

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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